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President Biden takes Delivery of Flying Dragon

Washington D.C., April 28, 2023

The White House announced today that President Biden has taken delivery of a unique and advanced aerial vehicle, gifted to him by the Chinese Communist Party. This flying dragon represents the pinnacle of Chinese engineering and technology, and is designed to be much faster than the presidential helicopter it replaces.

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Equipped with state-of-the-art self-driving capabilities, the flying dragon is free to navigate the skies wherever the Chinese government allows. It is an impressive and highly advanced piece of technology that is sure to revolutionize the way the President travels.

"We are honored to receive this gift from our Chinese counterparts," said White House spokesperson, Jen Psaki. "The flying dragon represents the next generation of aviation technology and we are excited to see what it can do."

With its unparalleled speed and agility, the flying dragon will allow the President to quickly and efficiently travel to important destinations both domestically and abroad. It is a symbol of the strong relationship between the United States and China, and a testament to the power of international cooperation.

As the President takes the controls of this impressive machine, the world watches in anticipation of what is sure to be a new era in aviation technology. The White House looks forward to working with our Chinese partners to continue pushing the boundaries of what is possible.

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